'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the land,
The Ultimate Lone Worker
Was spreading cheer so grand.

When suddenly erupted such a clatter;
Santa’s stuck in a chimney,
All alone,
A disaster!

“No need for distress,” he thought
As he pressed a button,
And all of a sudden
Help is what he summoned!

“Ho Ho Ho, thank you, Alertus,” he bellowed
As his sleigh took off like a light.
Santa Clause, the ultimate lone worker,
Would never be alone that night.